Casablanca, mon amor

I realise he was very important to the Resistance, and the Resistance was very important when it came to the defeat of the Nazis, but in my opinion, Victor Laszlo ruined EVERYTHING.

We'll always have Paris is a lovely sentiment, Rick, but you can't love a memory! You can't, I tell you!

So thanks Laszlo. You and your ideas and your strength on the face of the Third Reich stopped two soulmates finding eternal happiness. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Here's looking at you, fuckwit.