Some things have made me the-opposite-of-laugh this week; the new year was rung in following a stonking family argument and I'm struggling to begin studying for my upcoming exams. I am not my sister. She may have shit taste in cheese, but her intellecutalism far outweighs my own, if I have any at all. She actually said yesterday, and I quote, "I can't wait to put more papers into my database." I had to write that down in my Funny Book. In other news, I am now on Twitter. It is a great source of quotes for my Funny Book, yet there is nothing more depressing than losing followers in Twitter. Well, there are actually lots of things more depressing than losing followers on Twitter but it does shake you to your core. Surely my tweets can't be any more boring than those of Duncan Bannatyne; "I'm going away on a jet", "Here it is", "I'm boarding my jet", "I am now in my jet", "Look, here is a twitpic of the inside of my jet". (DISCLAIMER: I've exaggerated this slightly.) He spent New Year in the South of France, which he does every year and has done for the last twenty years and I have to stop myself now because I SHOULDN'T KNOW THIS MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW. In other, other news, I laughed very much at these internet delights. I've even tested them on my sister. The result? They are definitely Funny Book-worthy.
Even I have more discretion.
My cousin has a pink one. It has a pocket in the front for all the important things. You know, your mobile phone, your crack stash, small snacks.
You can't make this shit up. Phakt.
If God can use "LOL", so can I. (Stephen Fry uses it too. I found this out on Twitter. Validation WIN.)
(LOOK! I'm being political in a humorous way!)
This makes no sense and I like it.
FUCKING YES.
You're not UNintellectual... you just don't share the database loving. And that's ok. X
ReplyDeleteTwitter lets you know way too much about peoples lives- but its great... in a stalker kinda way :)
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you ever post anymore?!
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